By AMUSEMENT
NAME: Closer ToGetHer
AUTHOR: Justin Wilcox, a former Microsoft employee
LOCATION: Available on the Android Market and on the App Store for $9.99 (?!)
DESCRIPTION: Your phone becomes a sex toy, remotely-controlled by your loved one. I think you can pretty much figure out by yourself how to use it. Justin Wilcox first tried his idea on an Xbox controller.
AMUSEMENT RATING: 2/5. When involved in a long-distance relationship, sometimes Skype isn’t enough and you want to feel your partner. Well, here is your chance. Your partner might feel cold and metallic but hey! Your lover is on the other! How Great! If you want something more fitted, you can also get the OhMiBod Vibrator which has a more human friendly shape. The receiver will probably feel pretty stupid getting on thanks to its phone, but it’s even worse for the one on the other end, swiping like crazy on his touchscreen. No matter if you’re in a relationship or not, you’ll probably feel the loneliest you’d ever been.

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